Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Coverletter Nusing Examples

Laura Pausini sex or making love?



It often happens that wants to make me laugh, and then do not try a site of funny videos or jokes and aphorisms ... no, I go up unnecessarily TGCOM newstronzate to read every day and spend two minutes making me evil.

This morning I could not resist the temptation of a title that attracted me, went like this:


LOVE AND MUSIC
Laura: "A live is like a night of sex"

Wow! The Pausini talking about sex?!?! One night, then maybe an adventure, of ruthlessness, of transgression ... but it was not that of "loving and Trottolino duddu daddaddà?!
Oh no ... that was a Ming Minghi ... Laura was one of "I can not share me between you and the sea" (It was a mermaid) and other pearls like this ...

In any case, I click on it and when you open the window title becomes the news:

Pausini: "The thrills and live is like making love"

But so what?? It 's like sex or love?? They are two different things! It is not that
TGCOM fires a headline sull'insolita pausini-sex coupled to attract curious on your site?

There is a video interview ... now let's see what the truth is ...

So the voice of Laura says:

"Doing a show is as exciting as when you make love with someone you love, and there is nothing vulgar"

So ... TGCOM cursed, because before I talk about "a night of sex" if he is only the banal love that is always talking about Laura?!

What is new? What is news? I hate you!









Monday, November 16, 2009

Cervical Lymphadenopathy Metallic Taste In Mouth

Twenty things you MUST know! (Part Three)





return with pleasure to list other interesting tidbits that I caught and translated by some U.S. sites.

Did you know that ...



1) An eagle can grab a deer and fly away with him.

2) Antarctica is the only "continent" without reptiles or snakes.

3) In the Caribbean there are oysters that climb trees.

4) Intelligent people more stupid than have more zinc and copper in their hair.

5) According to some sources, Pope Benedict IX would be the youngest ever having only 11 when he was elected.

6) The pair of young parents ever documented, has been formed by two Chinese children in 1910 had a child at the age of 9:08 years.

7) E 'can lead a cow to make her climb the stairs but you can not get it.

8) The nuts are an ingredient that is used to make dynamite.

9) The ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

10) A hummingbird weighs as much as a penny.

11) Every time you lick a stamp consume one-tenth of a calorie.

12) About 1000 birds each year muiono crashing against the windows closed.

13) The state of Florida is bigger than England.

14) Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, was afraid of the dark.

15) The "nemertini", a kind of aquatic worms, they come to eat their own tail when they find food.

16) Snails have four noses.

17) Every human eats an average of about 35,000 cookies in his life.

18) Bats always played to the left every time you exit a cave.

19) In 1880, in England, the word "pants" (pants) was considered a dirty word.

20) Most dust particles lurking in our house are made from our dead skin.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Girdles Women Rule In

Pussy: the new energy drink




few hours ago, while I was in a room waiting for my drink, I noticed a white bottle in the freezer that I had never seen before.
I approached the glass and bottle directly on the white I read the name of the drink, which was "Fi.Ga.
is true.
I came home and intrigued by this strange name, I made a research and I found the following:

has a name vaguely flirtatious and mischievous, a mildly sweet flavor and just enough carbon dioxide necessary to make it pleasantly crisp. This Fi.Ga. the new energy drink (less strong and impressive than the others, as powerful in their flight and stay awake for 36 hours at a time) for sale in bars - 3 € - in a "bottle" in white enamel aluminum 33 cl. Recommended to drink cold water, this is a soft drink and juice-based preservative-free fruit (peach, orange, pineapple, passion fruit), guarana extract and caffeine.

Apart from the "vaguely flirtatious" that does just laugh if Fi.Ga the abbreviation stands for "Flowers guarana" should not be more correct to call Fi.Gu. or at most Fi.Gua?!

And with that courage inventors (Italian) of this beverage have chosen this name? The fluffy mortifier

imagined a series of ambiguous questions that could listen to any counter of a bar:


me a Fi.Ga?
Fi.Ga How much?
make me taste the Fi.Ga?
offered me a Fi.Ga?
Fi.Ga You like? I want a nice fresh
Fi.Ga!
It 'been a while that I do not make a Fi.Ga!
etc.etc.

But that's nothing, nothing is precisely this idea for lanciare il prodotto? Tutti parleranno di questo nome "vagamente ammiccante" e in poco tempo tutti vorranno provare la Fi.Ga!

Il Mortificatore amicone vostro, non si è arreso a queste ipotesi e grazie ai suoi poteri indagativi è riuscito a trovare quanto segue tra le F.A.Q. del sito ufficiale del prodotto:


Domanda: Ma il nome poi! Ci sembra un pò volgare e inventato per far colpo.
Risposta:
Pensatela come volete. Voi consumatori siete i nostri unici padroni e giudici. In verità il nome è nato per caso, perchè il titolo originario era "Fiori di Guaranà". Ma ci sembrò da subito troppo lungo e scontato come "Brand". So we decided to shorten trying to use the initials of "Flowers of guarana." The result was fi.GU '. There seemed quite good nor interesting. So with a little trick we have combined the first and last letters of "Flowers" (fi), with the first and the last of "Guarana" (ga). Result fi.GÀ "(emphasis on A). It sounded good, but it was short ... there was a doubt! I wonder how it would have received the consumers? Vulgar trash. And then imagine the jokes. Then we thought, the product is very good, very glamorous and elegant packaging, why do not directly apply to the female audience? Also because it seems that the soft drink market there is nothing specifically to the world "woman." Well ... Believe it or not women will have been amused and fascinated. It became the testimonials for excellence, including against male audience. They sensed immediately that the "vulgarity" is in the eye of the beholder, and order a fi.GÀ (emphasis on A) may instead be a funny and entertaining way to assert their own personality and self-esteem.

Question: Okay
Yes! What kind of marketing strategy is to rely on the ambiguity of the name to sell the product. Do not you think that this hides a lack of ideas and a complete ignorance the mechanisms of marketing?

Answer:
That's right. We decided not to follow any "marketing strategy". We are tired of so many modern "guru" of stylists who teach us what is the elegance of "gastronauts" that tell us how, what, and where we eat, "intellectuals" that suggest to us what is good reading, what shows are worth a visit and maybe what "living well" attend to economists who guide us in the most profitable investments, only to realize that maybe it was better to rely on traditional "heads or tails" of a coin. We are tired as well, who are scandalized respectable the false front of alla possibilità che un bambino possa pronunciare "la fatidica parola" mentre con assoluta naturalezza e civiltà naturalmente, i genitori magari si separano dopo feroci scontri davanti ai loro figli. Non è forse più "volgare" lasciare i nostri bimbi per ore davanti al trasmissioni "demenziali", purchè ci lascino liberi di fare i nostri comodi? Non è forse più "ipocrita" con la scusa della pubblicità, della notorietà, e della assoluta liceità, utilizzarli come burattini in spot pubblicitari, in film di cassetta e anche impegnati, in sfilate come finti e finte "baby mannequins"? Tutto questo è demagogico? Può darsi. Ma lasciateci la libertà to think otherwise, to hope that the name fi.GÀ also continue to shock someone, to attract many anathemas (woe to the product that does not attract criticism), but that ultimately consumers judge it by its quality: good or bad (hopefully never so ..... so).

How how how ?!?!? I would like to wipe with that statement you just read:

Women have sensed immediately that the "vulgarity" is in the eye of the beholder, and order a fi.GA may instead be a funny and entertaining way to assert his personality and self-esteem

Sure, here's where wrong with my eyes full of volgarità, d'altronde ero entrato in un pub per ordinare una birra e non pensavo al sesso, poi da classico masculo porco, ho letto Fi.GA e subito ho pensato a quella cosa... ma ora... ordinare una Figa farà affermare sicuramente la mia personalità e autostima... vi ringrazio tantissimo DONNE!

Ora però ho una cosa da dire a queste DONNE... voglio darvi un consiglio per affermare la vostra autostima... la prossima volta al ristorante ordinate il "Vino del Cazzo" e poi fatemi sapere come vi sentite!

Piango per non ridere.



Il sito ufficiale della bevanda Fi.Ga.

Il vino del Cazzo

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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Chemtrails ... What's behind it? Tim Burton

The notice
you all.
Or maybe not.
Why are confused ... because you seem normal.
But no.
few years, our heads have appeared mysterious trails of smoke.
are up there - maybe right now as you read this post - and are mistaken for the classic smoke trails of condensation left by areia ... by all, or nearly so.
But those planes 'normal' disappear in about ten minutes and are short, they stand up very long or longer and are divided into grids, which then turns into milky clouds.
Why are these chemtrails (in English "chemtrails") and the second one would be full of agents harmful to human health.
Who sprinkles? And why do it?
Governments? Military? Chemical industry?
What's behind? It 'just another hoax of those who see conspiracies everywhere?
worry or not?
Meanwhile, one thing is certain ... the sky is no longer what it once was.



Insights:

Chemtrails Italy

Myth

Photogallery from sciechimice.fotopic.net

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Pityriasis Rosea Itching Ok

what you got? The mystery of the room




Before we begin I want to clarify that .. .

The speaker is a great admirer of American film and follows his films with the passion back in 1988, the year of "Beetlejuice."

But today I've got a bit 'with Tim, I want to say a few words pepper, but gentle as a mother who made a lecture to his son, no attack free ... just personal reflections.

Dear Tim, where are you finished?
seems to me that you be a bit 'trapped in your character and you can not come out.
dark since you've become an icon for teenagers can not do more to bring out a good idea to break away from what people expect from you. Sure
your atmosphere is always sublime, wonderful sets and costumes, the music of Danny Elfman perfectly glued to trust your image ... but the substance?
A quando risale la tua ultima idea originale? Da quanti anni non scrivi una storia tutta tua?

Ecco... forse voi non l'avete notato, ma io si... leggete con me la filmografia di Tim Burton...

* Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
* Beetlejuice - Spiritello porcello (1988)
* Batman (1989)
* Edward mani di forbice (1990)
* Batman - Il ritorno (1992)
* Ed Wood (1994)
* Mars Attacks! (1996)
* Il mistero di Sleepy Hollow (1999)
* Planet of the Apes - Il pianeta delle scimmie (2001)
* Big Fish - Le storie di una vita incredibile (2003)
* La sposa cadavere (2005)
* La fabbrica di cioccolato (2005)
* Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
* Alice in Wonderland (2010)


Not everyone knows that "Nightmare Before Christmas" in 1993, considered by many a film directed by Tim Burton, it was only designed and produced by Burton, but was directed by Henry Selick, a friend of Tim.
not believe it, but all these films, only in "Edward Scissorhands" Tim Burton was also the author and / or co-wrote the script.
The remaining films in the list are taken from novels, short stories, fairy tales or comic books, or they are remakes or adaptations of musicals.
is ok, the Master is not discussed, and it is not always true that a director must turn un film che ha scritto lui... ma qui si tratta di dire la verità... e cioè, che dal lontanto 1990 Tim Burton non scrive e dirige una storia tutta sua.
Tim, sarai anche uno dei più grandi registi viventi, il migliore traspositore di favole dark, leggende e romanzi... ma sono 19 (o16) anni che sono in attesa di ri-vedere la tua vera anima... quella che ci hai mostrato attraverso il tuo alter-ego Edward mani di forbice.
Regalaci un'altro sogno... apri il tuo scrigno segreto... e mostraci la tua vera essenza... pura... incontaminata... sono sicuro che non hai bisogno di storie prese in prestito.
E poi lasciami dire un'ultima cosa... guarda che in giro ci sono altri attori bravi oltre Johnny Depp... non è che se fai un film con qualcun other things we offend eh ... ;-)

With love ... your humble admirer ... The mortification.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Old Man Racingin Wheelchair

Rodinsky



In 1969, David Rodinsky, a jew who moved to London, a great scholar of the Torah ( the primary document of Judaism) and most expert of ancient languages \u200b\u200band dialects, as it disappears forever swallowed up into nothingness.
Rodinsky was a pretty lonely, in fact, say that he lived as a hermit, so when he disappeared, having no heirs or relatives, no one bothered to look.
The only thing left was his room, a bedroom where he lived, when the number 19 Princelet Street, obtained in the attic of a small disused synagogue.
accommodation is Rodinsky was a chaos of notes, clippings, maps, newspapers, letters, dictionaries, and an old street map of London with tours of the tracks.
So far nothing unusual you might say ... but the best is yet to come ...
In 1980, during renovation work, the workers threw down a wall and found themselves in front of his room was opened for the first time in 11 years after the death of Rodinsky.
The room was sealed from the inside and there was no escape!
Workers who entered found themselves before the eyes of a room still full of life.
A cup of tea with the leaves inside the cabinet open, the unmade bed, money, personal documents ... everything was still, stuck at 11 years before ... as if the good David had just left home, only with a thin layer of dust covering everything.
From that moment on, many curious tourists and scholars are beginning to want to visit his home and an interest in its thousands of notes to be able to decipher.
Reports on its occurrence, sometimes bearded, sometimes without, as a poor minute mentally ill or as a very tall and distinguished gentleman ... began to multiply on the right and there throughout London.
Some swore they saw him on the bed, also referred to as a stuffed cat in the house ... the fact is that among the many who are passionate about the case, Rachel Lichtenstein Iain Sinclair and others were obsessed with more than enough to carry out private investigations then told in the book "The chamber Rodinsky. The
Lichtenstein spent the rest of his life searching for Rodinsky, went to Poland in search of his relatives, when she became pregnant and she called her son David!
While looking for the grandfather of Rodinsky, Rachel came across a man, David Jacobs, who pointed to the place where you can find David, or ... the old cemetery jew in Waltham Abbey North East London.
not all. Rachel discovered that David had died March 4, 1969 for a lung infection, his age at death was 44 years and found the place where he died ... Epsom, a village 30 km southwest of London. Epsom
Why? Around Epsom there were four psychiatric hospitals, and one of them, "Longrove" burned in a fire five years earlier, in 1964. The
"Longrove" was the kind of place full of religious scholars and cabalistic genes wrapped in the world of metaphysics. The doctors were almost all German or French and Asian nurses all ... imsomma ... there were significant problems of communication and surely some mistake was made.
It was a rumor that Rachel was on the trail of David Lichtenstein and so was put in contact with Bella Lipman, a neighbor who had lived in the apartment of David. Bella
confirmed to have known him and Rodinsky that according to her was anything but a genius, but only a sick mind, and also the cousin of David, Ethel, told of his childhood with a mother she too unbalanced mental state. The plaque was
Rodinsky lost in a cemetery outside the city, 24 km from London, while the place of death was 30 miles south ... having no relatives can not understand those who have been unable to pay his burial.
Nobody knew anything about the cemetery, no one came to visit, nothing at all ... but the strangest thing to note was that the tomb was empty inside also (a fact to which I have yet to light) really Rodinsky
As was dead? He had been killed? Why was she gone? Where was his body? Why portare un corpo a 50 km di distanza quando è noto che a Londra ogni quartiere aveva il suo cimitero? Rodinsky era un genio o un pazzo? Che significano tutte quelle indicazioni e percorsi sulla cartina di Londra? Chi ha sigillato la sua stanza dall'interno?

La sua vicenda suscitò molto scalpore e la sua stanza fu ricostruita nel museo di Londra...

Alcuni pensano che David fosse in grado di sparire e ricomparire a suo piacimento perchè aveva scoperto il segreto "dell'invisibilità"...

...e il mistero continua...



Il palazzo dove viveva David Rodinsky


La sua tomba

La retrocopertina del libro di Rachel Lichtenstein with the photo of David Rodinsky (?)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

34 Weeks Pregnant And Sinus Pressure

Vasco Rossi is worse Leone di Lernia



few days ago I turned on the radio in the car and I heard the new single by Vasco Rossi on "at all costs." The National Blasco
good thought to do a cover of Radiohead, but in his style.
For the layman, a "cover" would be a remake of someone else's song, a new version, a way to revive an old classic or to give a different light to a musical composition with perhaps an unusual arrangement.
Well dear readers, the author of "Reckless" has not done any of this.
Vasco took a song of a gruppo straniero e ci ha cantato sopra delle parole a modo suo, senza senso... come al solito... oserei dire.
Vasco poteva salvare la faccia, cercando di tradurre e adattare il testo (per altro molto bello) ma forse era troppo da sfigati, e così si è limitato a sparare parole che sembravano quelle originali per assonanza fonetica...

Seguendo passo passo la versione originale dei Radiohead con quella di Vasco, è facile notare che anche un bambino avrebbe potuto scrivere un testo migliore basandosi sulla "rima baciata italo-inglese" che il signor Rossi cerca di ottenere a tutti i costi:


When you were here before,
Guarda che lo so

Couldn't look you in the eye
eyes that you

're just like an angel, I am not sincere


Your skin makes me cry
Sincere never


Rit.

But I'm a creep,
But I'm here

I'm a weirdo
tell you I love

What the hell am I doin 'here?
I want to stay with you

I do not belong here at all costs

...

In essence, Vasco Rossi did a cover of Creep , but took the music of a beautiful song, he "Vaschizzata" (made more Tamarra ovvero. ..) and we sang words from hard man he liked and they forgot the original text much more fragile and poetic.

Vasco has basically done the same thing that led to the success of Leone di Lernia, which at the beginning of 90 years, took the basics of successful dance-house and we sang over her stories in the dialect of Puglia looking for some sort of rhymes with the original verses.
fact, correct me ...
Vasco Rossi di Lernia Leone is worse, because the good Leone, despite its bucolic goliardia, would never be allowed to touch the sacred cows like Radiohead, but merely distorting musical gems of the likes of Corona, Crystal Waters, Technotronic, Paradisio ...

And so, when Vasco in the song says, "I suffer too often" I every time I hear "I suffer too much."

not cry for laughing.


Watch the video for "Creep" by Radiohead

Play cover ("At any cost") Vasco Rossi


Watch the video for "
The Rhythm Of The Night" Corona

Play cover ("Did you eat the Banana") of Leone di Lernia

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Takeshi Kitano Battle Royale Painting

The swine flu does not hesitate, not vaccinatevi ... want to kill us!




E 'that the board of David Icke ... 's H1N1 does not exist ... ma è una teoria possibile o sono solo le idee di un pazzo visionario?

David Icke è un saggista britannico, tra i più noti autori sulla teoria di complotto, che considera i cosiddetti Illuminati (filo-rettiliani) come una elite intenta ad ottenere il controllo totale sul mondo.
Ultimamente ha inviato sul suo sito un urgente avviso, volto a mettere in guardia la popolazione riguardo alle sostanze tossiche presenti nei futuri vaccini contro l'influenza suina.

" Queste informazioni sono molto importanti e spero che si diffondano molto sul web e nel minor tempo possibile.
Sto osservando questa faccenda da un po’ di tempo...se volete fare una sola cosa, nei prossimi mesi, per proteggere voi stessi e la vostra family, then do this: DO NOT MAKE THE VACCINE!
Tell more people you can. DO NOT MAKE THE VACCINE!
Go on the Internet, check yourself.
Go to my website and see the charges against the FBI to get this group of people and organizations (big pharma) ...
That's the idea, they want to drastically reduce the number of people in the world ... "

Watch the video of David and tell me what you think ...





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Monday, November 2, 2009

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Luciana Littizzetto




I could not hold it in a. I hate
Luciana Littizzetto.
Yes, I confess!
'm not envious, but in ten years and more I see her on TV she has never made me laugh.
Never! I do not understand how Gialappa's were able to focus on her early career.
E 'useless tries ... I did not even tear a half-smile and says only obvious and vulgar.
do not know how to go forward and be considered a good actor.
's really a mystery. If
Luciana is the best comic that we're really well made.

The icing on the cake was his appearance in the role of Jiminy Cricket for Pinocchio's new drama.
I do not know who chose it, but that is nothing megatruzza, Luciana has seen fit to declare:

" are proud to play cricket the first speaker in history with her tits."

And now ... but what I expect!

But we do not think all children who read his interview?
And Carlo Collodi, how do you say ... surely must be turning in his grave!
How far the various times delel Franca Valeri, Monica Vitti, Claudia Cardinale, Delia Boccardo ... and ... the class is not dear Luciana water.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

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mortifier Who is? And




Ciao a tutti, io sono il Mortificatore!
Visto che non trovavo mai nessuno che fosse d'accordo con le mie idee, ho deciso di aprire questo blog per osservare, riflettere e discutere sui fatti del giorno e sulle notizie curiose in cui mi imbatto navigando a zonzo per la rete.
Questo blog è nato per noia una sera di febbraio del 2009 ma devo confessarvi che sono sempre stato un "piccolo indagatore" ...dalle sciocchezzuole alle questioni più serie.
Di solito prediligo argomenti come morti misteriose, fatti di cronaca, sesso, religione, soldi, leggende metropolitane, misteri... ma parlo anche di storie più leggere.
Il 25 giugno, a poche ore dalla morte di Michael Jackson I wrote a post where I expressed to cast my doubts about the death of the King of Pop and suddenly my blog has become very popular. That
my article was linked everywhere making me reach peaks of over 1000 page views a day and, thanks to the tam-tam fan of Jacko, and the subsequent post that became a kind of mini forum, reaching about 750 replies!
People begged me to go ahead with my investigation, but this blog was not created to only talk about Michael Jackson and so I continued to write about everything that inspires me.
This is because I do not have a definite political ideal, I do not support any team, I do not follow a religion ... and I always try to be as objective by going to the source of the news when I am interested in a true story.
long as they do not quit me, you will find on this blog just my mind free ...

Happy reading!

PS This blog will be moderated and any comment you can always say what they think ... ah if you have a topic to propose, contact me, I'll look at for my future articles!